emilio91584's Xanga

Thursday, August 31, 2006

Thu, 31 Aug 2006 05:31:36 GMT

Sunday, October 23, 2005

Sun, 23 Oct 2005 23:20:12 GMT

as you can clearly see...i have a commitment problem...xanga has been sorely neglected and for that im terribly sorry....my life is wonderful and so are yall!!

Friday, October 07, 2005

Fri, 07 Oct 2005 23:33:25 GMT

so....i dont know who posted that last post...it definitely wasnt me.....honestly...its kinda creepy....maybe it was the xanga fairy!

Friday, October 07, 2005

Fri, 07 Oct 2005 15:55:39 GMT

I just won the best person award. Not best in anything specific but just best person.

Monday, September 19, 2005

Mon, 19 Sep 2005 05:40:17 GMT

After seeing my buddy ol' pal KOREY i was inspired to update...since he is the only perosn that reads this silly thing...you know what?? i have to say i havent read xangas much at all....i used to all the time when i was at "work" but now i just seem to not have time...or dare i say drive to keep up with it....oh well....i dont know....I do know one thing though....my birthday was perhaps the best day of my life!!!!! wow wow wow....there were so many people here...my amazing increbible gorgeous splendid ravishing mysterious likeable beautiful friends got me an iPod!!!!!!!!!! its like i won the friends lottery or somethings...seriously sometimes i wander why i am so blessed with the friends God gave me....as the apartment was full of people yelling (over the music because it was necessary to have it blaring) i sat on my couch thinking....why do these people like me??? im a dork!! NEWS FLASH i know....anywho...im so thankful to EVERYONE who made my birthday an amazing experience and unforgettable in everyway (as mr. Nate King Cole might say) well...what made my day even better was that i skipped a class....bowling...hehehe...yes im one of those lazy kids that takes bowling as a kins elective....what can i say??? i guess im even worse than the lazy kid though because ive already skipped twice....i actually dont know if i want to show my face there ever again...because i definitely threw the ball BACKWARDS!! it was so embarrassing! i havent really told anyone about it.,...hahaha...i couldnt believe i actually did it.....my partner just looked at me with unbelief....and i blamed it on my slippery fingers....wow....what else do i want to talk about??? oh yea the fact thats it 1:30 and i should be doing homework...thats neat...and the fact that my eyeballs feel as though they are on FIRE!!...that pretty cool too!! guess what??!?! nope....not that either....now thats just ridiculous...ok ok ok..ill tell you....my sister is moving back to TEJAS!! isnt that exciting?!?! i literally did a jig in my mom's office when i found out....and when i do jigs it aint pretty!

Speaking of bowling.....check this guy out!!! i wish i could bowling three at a time...now thats talent...and classy!

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Tue, 13 Sep 2005 05:16:49 GMT

wow...crazy day today!!! however i did manage to come real close to peeing in my pants a number of times.....but the main one that i almost passed out was definitely when Rachel totally wiped out on the bike....hahahaha...you had to be there...she was trying to jump the curb because i told her she should...and she totally flipped over the bars....hahha...here is a nice little picture of what it might have looked like.....

you'll have to excuse the HUGE logo in the middle....i just couldnt find one to do it justice!! anywho....i love rachel!! she is amazing.....another reason for my giggle fest 2005 was the fact that when you get in a room of me, rach, lolly, viv, michelle, and brittany.....some funny crap happens!!! thanks for the laugh chicas...i really needed it today!

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Wed, 07 Sep 2005 05:35:58 GMT

xanga....are you mad at me?? if i were you...i would feel neglected and angry at me!!! but you know what the good thing is.....you arent real....you are just a computer program someone made up...HA! oh man...im sorry....xanga man just slapped me...hehehe....wow...how long as it been?? i think the last time we talked Benjamin (Crazy Benny) Franklin was hang out his window with that kite thingy and the key...what a wacko....speaking of wacko...i just proved i am one!! hahaha....well im an official roommate to mrs. lauren aleise hammer III....i must say she is amazing!! we compliment each other in a lot of ways....well basically...she keeps me in check...spell check that is...im constantly asking her how to spell things...im just a bad speller..."There ain't nothing wronnnnng...with a little....bad spelling" what did yall think i was going to sing??? sickos! anywho...back to apartment life...its wonderful and i couldnt ask for better roommates....they make my soul sing!!! we dance A LOT...we hold hands A LOT...we laugh A LOT...and we cry A LOT...or at least i do when i watch My Dog Skip...note to self: when watching My Dog Skip....be sure to never buy a pet that you would potentially get too attatched to...it can only end in sorrow! What else?? ohhhh...peer advising is going wonderfully....i loooove my advisees...i think they like me back...although for some reason when they see me walking up to them they run away...i dont know what thats about....maybe i remind them of something they must get done IMMEDIATELY...and they are so worried about completing the task that they throw they hands up in the air and run screaming....HERE COMES THE BEAST!! hahaha....i crack myself up....i think ill end with that...and a picture of a beast....

yes...that is the dog from the sandlot...otherwise known as "THE BEAST!" ohhh....the memories....raise your hand if you had a crush on Yeah Yeah...or the kid that was the really good baseball player....i definitely have two hands raised right now....you could say...im sure!

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Wed, 10 Aug 2005 20:22:47 GMT

I have found a new addiction! Missy Higgins...i cant stop listening to her...she is amazing!! you should go listen to her IMMEDIATELY!! i dont see how you are still living...hehehe...im totally just kiddin!!

Well, things have really slowed down for me these past few weeks! I'm back at LifeWay and i absolutely love being back around my co-workers!!

I found a butterfly today...i almost squished its brains out because he was foolishly just laying there on the ground...so i bent over and picked him up because i thought he was dead...but HE was alive!! (why do i automatically assume it was a guy?) anyways...he sat on my finger for quite sometime...we sat there and had a soul connection...ok so maybe we just stared at each other....it was pretty amazing!!

Speaking of amazing...i went and saw March of the Penguins last night!! it took all i had to not drive to the nearest zoo or igloo to steal one of those!! they were the most adorable creatures ive ever seen...except for Bitsy...dont ask about Bitsy..ill cry!! back to penguins....they are so fasinating...and of course the movie was interesting because of my need to dialoge what the penguins are saying...hahaha....i couldnt help myself. If i ever had a penguin i would name him Peppy or Gus...hehehe

"I once caught a fish...THIS BIG!!" Ohh Gus you are a silly penguin!

"It really stinks when they excommunicate us!"

"isnt it romantic....young looooove!!" It was definitely weird seeing these penguins (clears throat) doing...it!

"Walk this waaaaaay....talk this way!"

The last picture wants to stay big....i cant fight it any longer...its much to strong...obviously...everyone needs to come back from school...im going slightly crazy!!

Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Wed, 27 Jul 2005 03:05:00 GMT

ok....so tonight's events inspired me to post....you can send your thank you letters to the counselors at LU camps...so some random quotes....me--> "you cant really appreciate how good your nose feels until it burns like crazy when you get water up it." me and chas (flipping the non-dykes!) --> WATER WEDGIES!!! and the infamous...Kimmy yelling "I smell cigarette smoke!" only to turn around and gasp at the sight of a man with a huge cigarette hanging out of his mouth...no words...just laughter! oh and we cant forget the mutlitple times the girls tried to pants me!!! i had so much fun tonight with those cats....oh and if you were wondering...we went swimming ...i guess i could have prolly explained that sooner....hahaha....this was actually the first time i had gone swimming all summer....just no time!!! im glad i decided to get some other clothes and jump in....i guess i need to shower and get ready for bed....im gonna be one tired motha in the morning....we need a random picture up here....i know just the thing!!

so i was just thinking about the greatness of the show "Life Goes On" today and thought..."I wonder what Corky is up to." well here he is...he is quite a popular guy doing stand up comedy....i think he is an incredible example of the fact that down sydrome people have the potential to become something great!! just a neat little fact....yeeeehawww

Friday, July 15, 2005

Fri, 15 Jul 2005 22:36:43 GMT

Hurricane Hunters fly into Emily...(ouch)....Grenada Bracing for Tropical Storm Emily (ROARRRRRR)....Jamaicans Preparing for Emily (they shouldn't have)....man i am one bad Mama Jama!!!!

I feel like im in that skit with Chris Farley...where he say.."I am El Nino! All other tropical storms must bow before El Nino! Yo soy El Nino! For those of you who don't "habla Espanol", El Nino is Spanish for... The Nino!"

hahaha....his outfit makes me giggle....

well....it was another day in the life of Emily....that's hurricane Emily to you...hahaha...ok ill let that joke die...its just really crazy seeing your name all over the place...the only bad this is when people hear my name is emily...they try to destroy me!!!

my life is pretty routine so i dont really have anything exciting going on...ive been here at the apartment by myself allllll week long...i feel like im anti-social....so if you see me...dont jump right into converstation...ease into it....i dont want to go into social shock...you might even trying walking up to me in slow motion...hahaha...i dont know how or why that would help...but im certain it would make me giggle! Oh..guess where im going this weekend??!?!?! im going to a family reunion!! this should be amazing...especially since my brother and sister in law are a couple hours away from picking me up! i cant wait until i see them....(sorry mr. deeker! hehe...get your mom to brush your hair or something tonight that should be fun!) hehehe...im a weirdo! welp...im gonna go and get ready for the night....nothing but love and peaches!